Dad to mom: I like your dad and all but you know sometimes I get a little worried when he takes Junior out. His grandkids seem to bring the freak out in him and I get little concerned. Just a little.
Mom to dad: YOU HAVE NEVER LIKE MY FATHER! THAT INCIDENT IN THE PLANETARIUM WAS OVER FIVE YEARS AGO! JUST GIVE HIM A BREAK! (Storms out of room. Slams door.)
Clearly a nod to Mary Kay, high goddess of makeup.
ReplyDelete"Hey boy, let's go to a game and make a sign of ourselves!"
ReplyDeleteDad to mom: I like your dad and all but you know sometimes I get a little worried when he takes Junior out. His grandkids seem to bring the freak out in him and I get little concerned. Just a little.
ReplyDeleteMom to dad: YOU HAVE NEVER LIKE MY FATHER! THAT INCIDENT IN THE PLANETARIUM WAS OVER FIVE YEARS AGO! JUST GIVE HIM A BREAK! (Storms out of room. Slams door.)