Pujols has to hit like .400 for his next 6 games to avoid his worst hitting month ever (May 2011)

Personally, I think things went WAY off track when he claimed God had a strong interest and was advising him as to whether he should accept hundreds of millions of dollars here or hundreds of dollars there.

"Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

God can do anything, including roll his eyes; and I bet he did.