The Cubs trade Milton Bradley to the Mariners for Carlos Silva.
A "mad at the world" malcontent for a portly underachiever who well.........blows. Oh, and neither can simply be cut or waived as they are both in the middle of guaranteed long term contracts.
It's like David Hasselhoff for Pauly Shore.
Carrot Top* for Bob Goldwaith.
William Hung for that one guy in Milli Vanilli who is still alive.
Both sides lose.
*There are a lot of words in the English language but not one that quite describes Carrot Top's "new" appearance above.
7 comments:
I think Carrot Top got his steroids mixed up with Manny's
Ed,
Somehow Carrot Top's steroids worked for Manny but Carrot Top did not seem to get the same benefit from what he got from Manny.
Kevin
He looks scary
I think you just ruined my Saturday. Oh, wait, work has done that already.
Sooz, it looks like he uses the same stuff for both his eyeliner and fingernail polish.
Night Owl, sorry.
Kevin
I'd take Bobcat over Carrot Top every time.
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