Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The Royals release Chris Disco* Hayes!




"You can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born"

*Nicknamed "Disco" because his fastball can't get out of the 70's. You know, if he was a fan of Limp Bizkit or Korn, I bet he could throw in the 90's.

4 comments:

TheRealDFG said...

I bet a lot of guys could be named Disco in that case. He could easily be replaced.

Matt Runyon said...

Maybe the Royals can keep the boogie going by getting "Disco" Dan Ford to come out of retirement.

Contrary Guy said...

DFG, I want to see a guy nicknamed "Woodstock" make it.

Contrary Guy said...

Matt, Nice catch. Completely forgot about him. I think Josh from Cardboard Gods wrote about him in the last year or so.