So Jim Leyland was suspended for the game tonight

This was the lineup.

Rhymes (155 lbs soaking wet)
Damon
Larish (worst swing this side of Neifi Perez; it looks uncorrectable)
Cabrera (still learning names)
Boesch
Rayburn (no booing on the road at least)
Sizemore (car-pooled up from Toledo with Larish, Rhymes and Worth)
Avila
Worth
Bonine pitching

A long walk?
Simultaneous weeping?
Thinking hard about this "Detroit thing".
Chain-smoking is a given.

(This is much too easy)