Lenny Dykstra

Born on today's date, Lenny Dykstra.


HBO Host Bernard Goldberg: "Is it true you once said you don't read books because they might hurt your batting eye?"

Lenny Dykstra: "Yeah. You got to rest your eyes, man, plus it makes you think too much."


Goldberg: "Reading?"

Dykstra: "Too confusing."


Goldberg: "Reading?"

Dykstra: "Yeah, I still don't like to read."


Goldberg: "And I'm supposed to follow your investing advice?"

Dykstra: "Only if you like money."