Phil Garner

Born on today's date, Phil Garner.

"My grandfather was an old fire-and-brimstone-type preacher. He'd stand up there and tell his parishioners 'I want to throw all the beer in the river! I want to throw all the wine in the river! I want to throw all the wild women in the river! I want to throw all the cards in the river. Now, let us turn to page two twenty-nine and sing together, Shall we Gather at the River.'"