Ozzie and the Twins

Ozzie Guillen used to regularly refer to the Twins as "piranhas".

The Twins are not playing so well lately so now Ozzie has been referring to them as "sardines".

Hmmmm.

Of course, if the Twins get any worse, they could get down to "Plankton" territory.

Then that would really be "Bikini Bottom".

(I bet Ozzie watches)