Phil Garner

Born on today's date. Phil Garner.

"My grandfather was an old fire-and-brimstone preacher. He'd stand up there and tell parishioners 'I want to throw all the beer in the river! I want to throw all the wine in the river! I want to throw all the wild women in the river! I want to throw all the cards in the river! Now, let us turn to page two twenty-nine and sing together, Shall we Gather at the River."