Jim Thome's father's name?

Why, Chuck of course!

You needed more than one guess?!

Was a blacksmith before he retired.

600!

"Ok, pull out the copy!"

You know how newspapers have had Pete Doherty's obituary on file for years now just waiting?

Saves time you know.

Come on already!

We can't be following you around like a travelling circus!

The Babe had ONE AT BAT between home runs 599 and 600! One!

No drugs either. Well maybe ethyl alcohol. (Proof above)

Here is a tip.

Swing with all your might! Watch the ball hit the bat! Follow through on the swing! Neither a lender nor a borrower be! (Um...forget that last one. I am doing two things at once here.)

Well anyway, pick it up! We got things to go!

You used to be the #1 or #2 pick in fantasy baseball for cripes sake!

Just go for singles the rest of your career

You will be on television forever!

Hurry up or Keith Richards will miss it!

Cleveland it is

I guess it is apropos that considering that nobody seems to be much interested in A-Rod's upcoming 600th home run, that he now might just have to hit it in Cleveland.

I wonder if the Indians will sell one additional ticket to a Cleveland person with this as the draw. I doubt it, really.

Maybe the midges will show up.

I think only one city (and ESPN) care about A-Rod's upcoming 600th home run

Hey Weird Science is on this afternoon!