If you are a right field umpire, you practically have the day off BUT you absolutely must make the one or two calls that come your way. Otherwise, you are the definition of "dead weight."
How do you not see that A-Rod's home run hit a camera sitting above the fence?
Not the time to be filing your nails or doing any kind of personal grooming out there.
(Since I am nice, I will not even mention that McCarver said it hit the fence after seeing it live and after one replay)
