Chris Sale

What is with the White Sox and these REALLY skinny guys?

Good thing Sale doesn't get to bat.

Could a "hit by pitch" be fatal here?

Is there a signed "parental release" on file?

Ever seen Alexei Ramirez and Jack Skellington in the same room together?

Me neither!

Sumpins up.

Pick one..........or none, I guess

1. Exploding supernova from deep deep space?
2. Rogue radiation mass?
3. War of the Worlds - 2010?
4. Attack of the genetically-altered killer misshapen peaches?
5. "Geometry Made Easy" textbook page?
6. Is there a Cuba connection?
7. Just some random blob?

*Card courtesy of Matt F via "A Pack To Be Named later".