Aubrey Huff retires

The fashion model world beckons.

Aubrey Huff

Born on today's date, Aubrey Huff.

Just don't ask him to play second base.

Aubrey Huff

Born on today's date, Aubrey Huff.

"I said Baltimore was horsesh!t. After games, places are closed down. There's no place to go."

You play Aubrey Huff at second base....

....this is what you get.

Can't get something for nothing.

Aubrey Huff - second baseman!

The picture is blurry like Bigfoot because it is so hard to believe and/or verify.

Aubrey Huff defensive replacement tonight!

 

"Remember where that guy was out there last inning. Go out there. Yeah there! That's your area. Count the outs while you're out there!

HEY! Don't forget your mitt!"

Aubrey Huff

Born on today's date, Aubrey Huff.

"I said Baltimore was horsesh**. After games, places are closed down. There's no place to go."

First sacrifice bunt in 10 years?

The dude has made $37 million in his career!*

Not impressed.

*Look it up.

Can a misshapen World Series ring cause an infection leading to gangrene?

Go Giants!

Aubrey Huff batting average with the Tigers: .189

Bud needs to look at this!

I see that slow-as-molasses (0 for 6 in steal attempts last year) Aubrey Huff of the Giants hit an inside-the-park home run at AT&T Park in San Francisco yesterday. He hit a ball which struck an arch on the right field wall and then bounced at a weird angle and landed FAR FAR away from home plate or any fielder. Apparently this happens periodically in this park.

What the?!

You don't see Ryan Howard hitting inside-the-park home runs in Philadelphia!

You don't see Prince Fielder legging out home runs like this in Milwaukee!

Heck, you don't even see speedy little Juan Pierre doing this in Chicago!

What is to stop the Giants from practicing every day during batting practice to hit this spot? If you hit it, then home run. If you miss it and the ball goes over the fence, then home run.

How is this fair?!

Bud Selig, you are on the clock on this one.

You really better be able to hit looking like that

Giants catcher, Bengie Molina on his official MLB blog posted the above picture of "fashion-challenged" (my words) teammate, Aubrey Huff.

And here I thought that the Tigers did not resign him because of his .189 batting average.

I bet that kid is regretting winning the contest.