Bryce Harper

On this date in 2010, the Nationals select catcher, Bryce Harper with the first overall pick in the amateur draft.

"I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro." - to a Toronto reporter who asked if the then 19 year old Harper would celebrate his three-hit game by drinking a beer since the legal drinking age in Ontario is 19

Rafael Soriano

Born on this date, Rafael Soriano.

"With two outs and the tying run at first, you have to play the outfield so the ball doesn't go over your head with two outs. I could tell my four-year-old son 'You know where you need to play?' and he would go to the right spot and make the play." - calling out teammate Bryce Harper

Bryce Harper

Born on today's date, Bryce Harper.

"In his text he said, 'Play me or trade me' and so since trading him is out of the question, I'm going to play him." - Nationals manager Davey Johnson

Bryce Harper

On this date in 2010. the Nationals select catcher Bryce Harper with the first overall pick in the amateur draft.

"I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro." - to a Toronto reporter who asked if the 19 year old Harper would celebrate his three-hit game by drinking a beer since the drinking age in Ontario is 19 

The Tigers got Bryce Harper?!

When does he get here?

Wow and those other guys with new teams!

Heavy trading day yesterday.

This never happened at that Field of Dreams field

That's why it's so magical.

Mickey's advice to Bryce Harper?

Choke up Bro!

Cole Hamels

Born on today's date, Cole Hamels.

"Cole Hamels says he's old school? He's the polar opposite of old school. He's fake tough. He thinks he's going to intimidate us after hitting our 19-year-old rookie who's eight games into the big leagues? He doesn't know who he's dealing with." - Nationals GM Mike Rizzo after Hamels intentionally hit Nationals Bryce Harper with a pitch

That really weird argument that Ozzie Guillen had with Bryce Harper?

It almost seemed like it was staged. Like for a reality show or something.

Oh, that's right!

The last time a "Cole" hit a "Bryce"....

....was at that Fillmore Academy prep school mixer.

William Charles broke it up.

Bryce Harper

Super prospect and all but it never hurts to develop a secondary skill......just in case things don't work out theway you thought they would.

Especially with Tim Wakefield creating a void.

The guy's advisor is a genius.

So now that Halloween Guy has his $10 million....

.....he can buy some more makeup and finish the job.

Don't do stuff halfway!