Gregg Zaun retires

And what about Zaunbie Nation?

Do they just wander around aimlessly now?

Out with the old and in with the......well old.

Brewer fans, so Jason Kendall used to be your catcher. My condolences.

Ha, ha, ha.

Well, welcome to the f@$%&! Gregg Zaun era!

Now, where's my chew and my Geritol?

Oh, and I ain't signing any autographs for no bratty kids. Ya hear?

Just so we're clear.