Is there a Bill Conlin statue in Philadelphia somewhere?

Is it being guarded right now?

There's precedent, you know.

Twins GM Bill Smith fired after one bad year....

....though no kids were injured on his watch.

"That's outrageous!" - Joe Paterno

Buster Olney reports the Marlins to hire 80 year old Jack Mckeon as their manager

Fourth choice behind Connie Mack, Walt Alston and Joe Paterno who all unavailable or mummified.