Josh Beckett matches Adrian Gonzalez with home run in first at-bat with the Dodgers!

Of course Gonzalez' was worth more because he was hitting and not pitching at the time.

But they matched!

First at-bat!

Hey Bobby V!

Don't try to flush that toilet outside your office!

Because it won't!

Drumsticks and PBR all around!

(The Boston Flee Party)

Recent internet searches by Josh Beckett

"LA golf courses"

"The nearest KFC to Dodger Stadium"

"Who are the Dodgers' beat writers?"

Red Sox pitching coach, Bob McClure fired

That'll fix Beckett, Lester and Lackey!

"Red Sox seeking trade partner for Josh Beckett"

Tell me about it! I'm still looking for a date to my senior prom (decades ago).

By the way, a pitched ball from Beckett earlier this year is scheduled to reenter the atmosphere tonight over the Pacific Ocean; so we're safe.

First they said they were drinking beer in the clubhouse

Now they're saying Beckett, Lester and Lackey were drinking Bud Light* in the dugout during games.

What next?

Flasks on the pitcher's mound?

*Bud Light? So they were drinking water! I am not really seeing the problem here.

Said between tears

"This travel has been horrible. I don't know who the (expletive) made that doubleheader that day. They (the mean Rays guys) came back one more time. We haven't exactly been treated fair here the last week or so. The doubleheader being the most glaring thing for me. I'm not real sure how that gets thrown on that day."

"I don't know how they expect them to score 8 runs after coming back from Seattle, having half an off day and then go get 'em 3 games in a day and a half.....I don't know who the (expletive) agreed to that. It was the dumbest thing I've ever seen."

Hear that MLB?

THE. DUMBEST. THING. HE'S. EVER. SEEN!

And he's seen a lot!

Get on that!