Showing posts with label Lance Broadway. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lance Broadway. Show all posts

Friday, January 22, 2010

How do you caption this?


Craig Malislow of the Houston Press reports that Lance Broadway, former pitcher of the White Sox and now a pitcher in the Blue Jays organization sure had an interesting time during a New Year's Eve party in Dallas recently.

Randy Sorrels, attorney for 25 year old, Ivan Pinney says his client had his left eye damaged while being punched and kicked repeatedly by Broadway and his friend, Cameron McGuire.

Sorrels says that the incident started when McGuire was giving some unwanted attention to a female friend of Pinney's while on the dance floor of the Pegasus Room nightclub. Pinney allegedly had a quick word with McGuire and Sorrels says everything was resolved.

But apparently this upset Broadway who had a severe reaction to this, to say the least.

Says Sorrels, "He's taken his shirt off, he takes a running start from Ivan's left-side, punching Ivan in the left side of the face, knocking him out. It broke his orbital socket, broke his cheekbone, shattered his nose and detached his retina."

Sorels said that McGwuire kicked Pinney in the face after he dropped to his knees. Afterwards, according to Sorrels, a brawl broke out and Broadway punched several women, knocking one out. The Dallas Police Department apparently is still investigating.

What the....?

Hey Lance! Listen up here!

Taking your shirt off?!

Taking a running start for a punch?!

Punching several ladies??!!

Knocking one out??!!

Lance/Dude, you can get like really really in trouble doing stuff like this. Why so angry?!* Calm down!

Also the other ladies in the bar will be so NOT impressed at all by your punching ladies in the bar and knocking one out. That never works! That's why they were all screaming and running. You were scaring people. No chance for you with the ladies in the bar after that. None whatsoever! That bridge was torched.

Your buddy, McGuire might have been impressed but overall thumbs down (WAY DOWN) from this corner on your behavior that night.

Next year on New Year's Eve, it's Dick Clark Rockin Eve for you just like the rest of us.

*Broadway looks angry even in that card. If I am the prosecutor, I blow that up and that is Exhibit A for the jury.