When you end the night with Coke...

....things get really weird!

Trust me, I grew up in the 80's.

No no no! I observed stuff!

Leyland was just taunting Ron Washington with the "coke" thing

Use every advantage!

For Phil Coke's next card....

....they should use an "in action" capture of him running behind the catcher to cover home plate.

So x-rays show Phil Coke has an extra bone in his foot?

I wonder where the evolutionists and creationists come down on this?

Personally, I think it's just a fad.

Coke, you are a lefty, ok?

If you are a lefty pitcher and you can't get lefties out (or even prevent them from hitting it 440 feet), what is your raison d'etre?

You know, Computer Boy watches that Gordon Ramsey show "Hell's Kitchen" which for the uninitiated involves a bunch of cooks/chefs competing weekly on cooking tasks with the ultimate winner getting to be an executive chef at a prestigious Ramsey restaurant. I was watching an episode with him about a year ago when a contestant, and presumably a somewhat experienced cook/chef stumbled badly in cooking some steaks (I think it was that) and then afterwards complained bitterly that she had never "cooked meat" before. WTF?

Same thing going on with Coke.