Prince Fielder

Born on today's date, Prince Fielder.

"Homers aren't hit. Homers are thrown to you."

Told my buddy

"I am SO bummed the Tigers traded Prince Fielder!"

And he said, "You have GOT to be kidding man!"

And I said, "Yep, actually I'm overjoyed!"

And he gave me a high five.

Ok, we know he's bad at fielding

And (lately) bad at hitting.

That leaves baserunning.

Prince Fielder's arm has many WWE qualities to it

The way to distract Prince?

Nachos, of course!

Prince Fielder's vertical leap?

Less than awesome by the numbers.

But still effective.

Just gonna tag myself out!

He waived me over so....

You know, Prince Fielder sure has lost a lot of weight all of the sudden!

It doesn't hurt to scare the pitcher a little!

You know as a deterrent.

You just know that Pablo and Prince will collide this series

 

Only so much space, you know!

That racquetball game they once played?

Dodgem cars had a smoother ride.

"I just don't know how to slide"

"I don't know what I hit but I was a little dizzy. I didn't mean to. I just do not know how to slide."

Prince denies the father/son thing....

....but here's proof.

Sorry Prince!

Prince Fielder triple last night?

Any survivors in the outfield?

Prince Fielder stole a base tonight?

I thought I felt a tremor!

I took a nap and the following happened

Mark Teixera stole a base.

Gerald Laird hit a home run.

The Padres clean-up hitter bunted into a triple play and the manager is still on staff.

The Tigers Dh'd Brandon Inge with Miguel Cabrera, Prince Fielder and Delmon Young in the lineup.

Consciousness is not overrated!

The Tigers are going to massively increase the size of their video scoreboard screen

Apparently the video screen will have six times the area footage as the one it will replace!

Of the course they really had no choice.........if they wanted to get Fielder and Cabrera up there in the same shot.

So Brad Penny signed with some Japanese team

You know he's in the best shape of Prince Fielder's life.

But presumably they know that.

The guy on the right is a real person!

No really.

Owns the Tigers.

No, not photoshopped!

Nope, not a cardboard stand up thing either.

I don't care if you believe or not.

"Gonna join me the Tigers one day"

"For now, I'll take a cheeseburger. And a beefy burrito. And.......well my dad works here so it's all free!"

With Fieder and Cabrera at the corners in the infield....

....the field will tilt and ground balls near the corners roll foul!

Keep the grass short!