Showing posts with label Rockies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rockies. Show all posts

Friday, May 18, 2012

Rockies game delayed by bees?!





Hello Rockies! Here's a tip!

KILL THE QUEEN BEE!

We once had a "queen bee" problem here at the house. Let me tell you, it was Day of the Locust in a very short period of time! Total deterioration very quickly if you can't get the queen bee and kill the cult-like devotion of the followers.

It has the potential to make The Planet of the Apes look like a Gymboree la la land!

Bees are amoral you know! Just mindless stinging and all that at the direction of that leader queen bee.

The dinosaurs had their comet and we could have...

(shudder)

KILL THE QUEEN BEE!

Monday, August 15, 2011

The Rockies have lost 17 straight games played on Sunday?




Somebody over there did something which needs some atonement.

For the sake of the franchise, they need to step up now!

Monday, August 8, 2011

Did you know that the Rockies have not won on Sunday since April?




I don't know what's going on but I think somebody over there probably has some "unresolved business" to take care of if you ask me.

You had a better idea?