Yeonis Cespedes

Born on this date, Yoenis Cespedes.

"My mom tells me that when I'm in the lineup, the team wins more games."

The "safe-out" play!

Miguel Cabrera ain't got nuthin' on this!

I should be a fan of Cespedes....

....but when I was a kid a colony of cespedes invaded my sandbox.

Let me tell you, underwear was no barrier.

Not cool!

Yoenis Cespedes

His walk-up music has to be The Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin, right?

AH AAAAAH AH! AH AAAAAH AH!

If he's never heard it, play it for him!

He'll pick it.

Where would an "athletic" guy from Cuba sign?

                                                                                  
Why, the Athletics of course!

Anybody that didn't see this coming was not paying attention.