Friday, July 31, 2009

What David Ortiz should say


This is what he said:

"I'm honestly going to tell you guys what's up.

Right now, I have no answers.

I've got no information."

This is what he should have said:

"I am very sorry now but I wasn't then.

I will tell you one thing. It was not a female fertility drug.

Ban me from the Hall of Fame, whatever. But don't lump me in with him!"

1 comment:

Junior75 said...

He's just a big fat cheetin' loser and should be banned from the game along with A-Rod, and Manny, and whoever else is next from the list!