This Brad Lidge stuff is bizarre. As in like Twilight Zone/Exorcist/Blair Witch Chronicles all wrapped into one bizarre. Something metaphysical happened to him.
Another day. Another bad outing. A 7.18 ERA this late in the year.
Is he going to give up a 5 run home run next?
Will he start to levitate on the mound?
Hey, forget closing. Is there room for him on the playoff roster? And as much as I hate to say it, on the team as a pitcher?
Can he hit? As a closer, when did he bat last?
Don't laugh. In his present compromised state (by what we don't know), he might be able to hit it 700 feet.
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