Sunday, October 11, 2009

Hire me or I will steal from you


Per AP, a masked fan, Matthew Mervine was ejected from a Phillies playoff game. On his way out of the park, 22 year old Mervine detoured into the ballpark office. (Memo to Phillies security staff: Get ejected fans entirely off the property) While in the office, he filled out a job application and a security camera recorded him stealing three World Series rings. (These are just laying around!)

Mr. Mervine was identified and located by.......well the information and address he left on his job application. Obviously, this is a police matter now.

I could probably do quite a bit with this one but really it would be like taking candy from a baby.

This one is so good it stands on his own.

1 comment:

Carl Crawford Cards said...

Huh?!? That doesn't even compute. If things in Philly are that lax, which apparently they are, I'm surprised they even get players' paycheck out on time.