Yet another extra base hit for career .200 hitter (yep .200 even) Jeff Mathis.*
If I am the Twins general manager and I have Joe Mauer behind the plate, I would still trade for Mathis. Sorry, Joe.
*This god among men has just scored. I think the Yankees will about nine or ten tonight with Mathis in the lineup.
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But the Yanqis have Capt'n Intangibles, Derek "Eats Clutch for Breakfast" Jeter. Not even Mathis can withstand Capt'n Intangibles.
That is quite an "irresistable force meets the immovable object" dilemma. Something has to give.
Neither team "has" the home plate umpire, I can tell you that. Decide on a strike zone.
Vlad probably had to swing on that two strike pitch in the dirt. It might have been called a strike.
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