Anaheim Police have advised that 29 year old Jose Cervera a/k/a Rock Guy was not even drunk when he took a bacteria bath as he jumped into the rocky waterfall in the outfield at last night's ALCS game in Anaheim. Not even a little drunk. Blood alcohol level: 0.00. Just high on life.
Frankly, his sober status at the time of his plunge probably makes it even worse and will probably trigger some "we are really worried about you" type talks with his family and friends if he has any.
Next, we are probably going to find out that he did it to get a reality tv show and has been emailing Balloon-Boy's father over the last couple of months.
You know, a friend of mine is kind of a history buff and from time to time, he will tell me that he would rather have lived hundreds of years ago than now.
No way.
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