Don't throw it to them! Anybody but THEM!

I note that every time Yankees first base coach, Mick Kelleher fields a foul ground ball, he throws it into the first few rows of the stands; the $3000 seats.

Dude think! Those people don't need that ball. They can have their chauffeur drive them to Steiner Sports where they can schedule an appointment to have the entire Yankee team personally sign a ball for them.

The next foul ball that comes your way, you should rear back and wail it all the way up to the last row. Better yet, throw it out of the stadium and let some guy walking down the street have it.

Share the wealth.

(I know that the card above is beat up but it shows perfectly the form he should use in whipping that ball up there)