Jayson, about the appearance thing...

Per the Page Six* column of the New York Post, "style guru" Edward Tricomi of Warren Tricomi Salons (how much do "salons" charge for just a regular old haircut anyway?) had this to say about Jayson Werth's** weirdly sculpted facial hair:

"I know they sell Yoo-Hoo in the stadium, but somebody should hand him a napkin. He's gotta shave that."

Who I am I to argue? Tricomi is a "style guru".

*Look, I know it's a gossip column but some of it might be "true", you know. Give me a break.

**When and why did this guy get good? Forever it seems that he has been an average player and the only thing that you would hear about him would be stories about his alleged partying exploits in the minor leagues. Last year, he has a nice year and this year for some reason he is "all-world". What's the deal? Well, maybe he shouldn't shave that thing after all.