Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Hey, the Red Sox signed Joe Nelson!



You know Joe, Greg Maddux and Pedro Martinez can't do that and I can (I just tried) and I can't pitch to save my life so I am not really getting the point of this.

2 comments:

Mark Aubrey said...

Joe is a paid spokesperson for the Xtensor.

Or he's a Super Vulcan.

Contrary Guy said...

Do NOT wear that thing into a Walmart as Security is going to get alarmed and draw a weapon or something.

On second thought, Walmart security has probably seen it all.

Correction: Do NOT wear that thing into a shopping mall as Security is going to get alarmed and draw a weapon or something.