Gayle Fee of the Boston Herald reports on an encounter between the Rays Evan Longoria and.....well some guy's girlfriend who apparently once served him a few drinks in a bar.
"So this guy won't stop texting my girl," said the the "guy". "We are at a concert at the House of Blues and he messages her. 'I'm in town, what are you up to? She replies, 'With my man at a concert,' and he says, 'That's unfortunate, etc. etc."
"He continued texting her all night and the next day. 'Let's go shopping, it's harmless,'. And the next day, 'Let's go to a movie today.'"
I can just see it.
Text #916
Longoria: Hey there!
Some guy's girlfriend: Um, what?
Longoria: What are you up to?
Some guy's girlfriend: Look, I only served you a few beers one night and was only friendly because that is my job. I told you a hundred times that I have a boyfriend.
Longoria: Is he Evan Longoria from the Tampa Rays?
Some guy's girlfriend: No.
Longoria: Ok, then.
Some guy's girlfriend: I have to go feed my ferret now.
(38 seconds)
Longoria: Hey there!
Some guy's girlfriend: I haven't even opened up the can yet!
Longoria: Hey, I have to go shopping and I don't know where the sporting goods stores are in this town. You see, my batting glove is a little ripped. Shopping is harmless, you know. Have you ever tried to hit with a ripped batting glove?
Longoria: Hey! About that ferret....
4 comments:
"So does your ferret eat, like, kibble or something? Does he like bubble gum? I can bring over a bunch of that..."
Why does Longoria's card say "Ken Griffey Jr says..." yet it is accompanied by a picture of Derek Jeter, not Griffey?
Didn't notice it.
Intentional "error"?
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