Just the (slanted) facts

Who? Grim LeRogue formerly known as John Rogan dont'cha know.

What did he do? Rushed the field last night at Yankee Stadium in the top of the 5th inning trying to confront A-Rod about his relationship with Cameron Diaz. (Of all the things you could confront him about!)

What was in his pocket? A picture of Alex Rodriguez with his face crossed out and a drawing of a small gun pointed at his head. Etched on the photo were the words "You gotta go buddy".

What did he say? "He was absolutely out of his (expletive) mind" said a source in Security.

Where is he now? I don't know but "temporary custody" is my best guess. We closed the institutions for these people years ago hence the use of the word "temporary".

What does A-Rod do? I don't know but this Grim guy would have my attention if I was him. You can't take all that money with you, you know.