The Orioles are inducting Mike Bordick into their Hall of Fame?

What?!

Really?

Did he marry into the Angelos family?

Or refer a very sick asbestos client to the Angelos law firm?

How does this happen in a rational world?

Ok, well just don't put his plaque next to Brooks Robinson.

Or Frank Robinson.

Or Earl Weaver.

Or Mark Belanger.

What?!

If Bordick's going in, you're darn-tootin right Belanger better be in!