Well that was one of the most unathletic attempts I've ever seen....

....to score from second base on a single.

Third base (the actual base) was actually an obstacle which luckily was touched in Chris Farley-like manner and then he seemed to have to consciously think of how to put one foot in front of the other...........in the proper direction...........unathletically.

"Unimpressed" would probably describe a proper reaction to it.

I see he's playing the field tonight.

Might stay up a little longer.