You know, if Pujols is really lying about his age....

....the Angels should nullify his contract......in about 7 or 8 years when they have a forty-something $25 million a year pinch-hitter.

Just do the "blissfully ignorant" thing for 6 or 7 years and then start looking into it. You know, go to the Dominican and talk to people. Delivery room nurses; those kind of people.

Can't have fraud.