That's when we tell the kids about Mike. Who is Mike?, they ask. Well, he was your older brother, but back before you were born, he didn't obey mommy. No one ever saw him again.
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My wife says something similar to the kids when she's cleaning the house.
And you have to follow through and do it every once in a while or they will lose their fear.
That's when we tell the kids about Mike.
Who is Mike?, they ask.
Well, he was your older brother, but back before you were born, he didn't obey mommy. No one ever saw him again.
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