Did you know that the Marlins had a guy named Joe Mahoney batting cleanup for them today?

No, no not Joe Mahoney the butcher down the street.

And not that Joe Mahoney who gives you the shoes at the bowling alley.

And not the Joe Mahoney who cooks at the diner right off the interstate.

It's the Joe Mahoney from the open tryouts last week.

THAT Joe Mahoney.

Just so you know.