"My grandfather was an old fire-and-brimstone preacher. he'd stand up there and tell parishioners 'I want to throw all the beer in the river! I want to throw all the wine in the river! I want to throw all the wild women in the river! I want to throw all the cards in the river! Now, let us turn to page two twenty-nine and sing together, ShallweGatheratthe River."
Seasoned Midwesterner who's interests include baseball, collectibles, Detroit Tigers, heavy music including gothic and symphonic metal, history and offering unsolicited social and political commentary.