"My grandfather was an old fire-and-brimstone preacher. He'd stand up there and tell parishioners, 'I want to throw all the beer in the river! I want to throw all the wine in the river! I want to throw all the wild women in the river! I want to throw all the cards in the river! Now let us turn to page 229 and sing together, Shall weGatherattheRiver.
Seasoned Midwesterner who's interests include baseball, collectibles, Detroit Tigers, heavy music including gothic and symphonic metal, history and offering unsolicited social and political commentary.