Phil Garner

Born on today's date, Phil Garner.

"My grandfather was an old fire-and-brimstone preacher. He'd stand up there and tell parishioners, 'I want to throw all the beer in the river! I want to throw all the wine in the river! I want to throw all the wild women in the river! I want to throw all the cards in the river! Now let us turn to page 229 and sing together, Shall we Gather at the River.