I bet there's a lot of towel-slapping in the showers there!

Josh Beckett matches Adrian Gonzalez with home run in first at-bat with the Dodgers!

Of course Gonzalez' was worth more because he was hitting and not pitching at the time.

But they matched!

First at-bat!

Hey Bobby V!

Don't try to flush that toilet outside your office!

Because it won't!

Drumsticks and PBR all around!

(The Boston Flee Party)