C.C. Sabathia

"I'm actually the same weight I was last year, just a little more toned and a lot more strong."

Whoakay!

Trevor Cahill

Born on today's date, Trevor Cahill.

The plane always flies over when he is pitching against C.C. Sabathia for some reason.

Doesn't a "non-portly" C.C. Sabathia....

....like lose a lot of his value......somehow?

With a 4:00 start, now the Tigers have to deal with shadows!

 

You know, Sabathia's!

You know, with C.C. now on DL....

....this gives like 200 climbers the opportunity to summit on his "north face" surface area.

People leaving Tibet right now just for this opportunity!

Girardi HAD to get C.C......

....so if they advance he can be ready to pitch Game 8 instead of Game 9.

Do we see Andy Hawkins next?

Jeff Francoeur hit a home run and double off Justin Verlander?!

John Lackey beat C.C. Sabathia?!

All in the same day?

"Hey people, there's a rumor out there that the brown acid being circulated is like not too cool, man. Apparently it was made in a government lab and it's like really really powerful. Be careful out there people!"

Rain delay in New York

C.C.'s jersey doubles as the tarp!

Recycle stuff!

Trevor Cahill

Born on today's date, Trevor Cahill.

That plane always flies over when he is pitching against C.C. Sabathia.

Bartolo Colon

So the Yankees have signed Bartolo Colon.

Bartolo Colon with Andruw Jones and C.C. Sabathia?

Those Yankee players better take notice that they need to get to the buffet table extra early next year.

Don't want to have to settle for iceberg lettuce scraps.

Early bird gets the........well the fried stuff, you know.

The dude is six feet seven and three hundred and...........ummm well somethin' pounds

Are you gonna tell him that ain't badass?

Just pretend.