The personification of baseball

Just ask him.

Hey, somebody needed to teach the White Sox the balk rule!

If Joe West could fit into a pair of shorts...

....well there is your solution right there!

I know there are no balks in soccer but he could easily transition over.

He would do it. There is a worldwide market for country music records, you know.

Country music fans don't appear to be very image conscious

How many records has he sold anyway?

Is Kenny Chesney shaking in his boots or what?