Delmon Young

Born on this date, Delmon Young.

"I would have been batting 1.000 except for the strikeouts and if there were no fielders out there."

The Rays signed Delmon Young

Never forget!

The Phillies activate Delmon Young!

That's cool because it was getting a little slow around here.

No truth to the rumor that Delmon tried to unhook that glove and bring it on out there!

 

Oh, that right!

Delmon Young has to play the field in NL parks.

And the networks wanted the Yankees for the ratings?!

How short-sighted!

Delmon Young is looking for a plea deal in his hate-crime case

He'll never walk. (Swings at anything)

So it appears that Delmon Young attacked and yelled anti-semitic slurs at a group of people....

....including a panhandler wearing a yarmulke and Jewish star?

SO not kosher!

I don't think the comparisons to Mel Gibson work here

Mel had many more summer hits.

Apparently witnesses report Delmon swinging wildly but making little contact!

Why didn't Delmon yell to the cops....

...."DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

Surely it would have worked.

Must have been totally blotto to leave that card in his pocket.

Someone tell Delmon that 360's are only productive in figure skating!

"Not surprising" - 15 year old "Computer Boy"

So Delmon injured his obelisk?

These guys with the obscure body parts!

I thought that was an Egyptian thing!

Can the Bangles shed any light?

What am I missing here?