Jeremy Affeldt

Born on today's date, Jeremy Affeldt.

"I didn't leave my hotel room when we came to play the Giants or A's. I didn't want to go out or see anyone. There's a chapter in there of me coming to San Francisco and being hesitant because I had homophobia, and now I don't."

Jeremy Affeldt

So I see that Jeremy Affeldt's season has come to an end due to him sustaining nerve damage in his hand when he punctured it with a knife while trying to separate frozen hamburger patties at a backyard barbecue.

?!?!

Jeremy!

Boca burgers!

They're individually wrapped for pete's sake!