Umm hello Cubs!

Bald head.*

Weirdly-pronounced last name.

I think we got a "deja vu all over again" thing going on.

Just sayin'.

*I heard that Billy Corgan was interested but his last name was not weird enough.

Profound clubhouse thoughts

"Some nights you just get beat." - Mike Quade

"We just got beat." - Jim Leyland

1 star out of 5 on the "cliche-meter": Remember that day you and your best friend accidentally wore the same shirt to school? The lunch table was hell!

Profound clubhouse thoughts

"One day at a time"

1.5 stars out of 5 on the "cliche-meter": Obviously so overused as to be virtually meaningless but it does give the appearance of being calm, cool and collected which can be somewhat valuable when it is rumored that your job is in jeopardy. Mike Quade knows these things.

If this baseball thing doesn't work out....

....I think I am gonna pull that guitar back out of the closet and get the band back together.

(37-56)

Probably no middle ground on this one