Pedro Guerrero

Born on today's date, Pedro Guerrero.

"Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean." - on sportswriters

Steve Sax

Born on today's date, Steve Sax.

"First I think, 'I hope they don't hit it to me!' Then I think, I hope they don't hit it to Sax.'"

Pedro Guerrero

Born on today's date, Pedro Guerrero.

"Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean." - on sportswriters

Steve Sax

Born on today's date, Steve Sax.

"First I think, 'I hope they don't hit it to me!' Then I think, 'I hope they don't hit it to Sax!'" - Pedro Guerrero

Pedro Guerrero

Born on today's date, Pedro Guerrero.

"We have a problem here. I'm trying to get a girl to go to rehab. She's been doing drugs for two days with Pedro Guerrero, who just got arrested for cocaine, and I'm trying to get her to leave her house and go into rehab right now."

O.J. Simpson's October 10,1999 911 call.

When you have O.J. Simpson calling the cops on you, then you know you have truly hit rock* bottom.

*Bad pun I know.

Don't even think about using him as a character reference either!

Ken Gurnick of MLB.com has an article on former Dodger, Pedro Guerrero who after years of drug and alcohol abuse says that he is now clean and would like to get back into major league baseball in some capacity.

The article does mention two occasions when Guerrero made headlines because of alleged drug use. The first was when he was acquitted on federal cocaine conspiracy charges in 1999. The second was shortly after this when O.J. Simpson accused Pedro Guerrero of drug use in a bizarre 911 call.

I will just say this. When you are getting called out by O.J. Simpson, that is when you know that you have truly hit rock bottom.

Those people on that Celebrity Rehab show would have nothing on you.

Poseurs, really.