Showing posts with label edgar renteria. Show all posts
Showing posts with label edgar renteria. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

ESPN just had a list...


....(I was only half-watching so don't know the details but could probably guess) which included Berra, Dimaggio, Gehrig and Renteria.

Not a dream.

I mean I am like fully "awake".

I am sure there is some type of list with Ruth, Cobb, Mays and............Kevin Millar but still...

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Edgar Renteria


I can't believe this guy hits a home run in the World Series!

Where is the justice in that?

He was so fat (still is), lazy (ask anybody) and disinterested with the Tigers. My then 6 year old called him "the fat guy". Of course, I told him that he can't call people fat; but the kid was right on.

I KNOW that God has no interest in this game; I can tell you that!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Tie game


Runner on base.

Edgar Renteria coming up.

Home crowd getting into it.

Seems counter-intuitive.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Edgar Renteria


Born on today's date, Edgar Renteria.

Having watched a fat, out of shape and disinterested Renteria when he was with the Tigers in 2008, I can say without reservation that the play depicted in this card never actually occurred.

It is a Topps trick or photoshopping or something.

There is no way the "human statue" ever contorted his body in that manner to do something like that.

There is simply no way!

Nice try though, Topps!

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Edgar Renteria


11 for 16 this year?

Where did this come from?

When is he gonna find out that he sucks?*

*Sorry, Renteria played for the Tigers in 2008 and was fat, out of shape and appeared lazy in the field. It is hard to forget.**

**I also contend that the play depicted in that card never happened. It's a Topps trick or photoshopping or something. There is just no way that Edgar did that.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Edgar Renteria sure can light the flame


In the AP story on yesterday's Giants win over the Rockies, it is noted that the Giants held a team meeting Tuesday, the day after their heartbreaking 14-inning loss at Colorado that ended on a grand slam. Apparently Edgar Renteria spoke up at the meeting. "I told them, "Play ball," Renteria recalled.

Forgetting his dismal uninspired play when he was with the Tigers, I do recall that Renteria was a pretty quiet person.

I can just picture the scene at this meeting which preceded Tuesday's game.

Everybody talking at once. People blaming each other for how the game went the night before. Old animosities resurfacing. Virtual chaos.

Quiet Edgar taps someone on the shoulder and whispers that he would like to speak.

"Hey guys quiet down! I SAID QUIET DOWN! HEY EVERYBODY, SHUT UP! Edgar wants to speak!"

The clubhouse becomes eerily quiet. All eyes shift to Edgar. He never says anything so this has got to be something very profound. Everybody leans forward to hear what Edgar has to say.

Edgar then utters the following words of wisdom: "Play ball".

At first, there is stunned silence from the group as it takes time to digest the meaning of these words.

After a few seconds someone screams out, "Let's kill those guys! They can't play with us." Others yell out, "No way! They are dead meat! Let's get out there! We are going to PLAY BALL!"

A new purposeful chaos results.

The players grab their bats and gloves and then storm the field, college football-style, culminating in a circle of delirious ballplayers jumping up and down before batting practice.

I don't think I need to tell you who won Tuesday's Giants/Diamondbacks game.

And it all started with Edgar.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Appreciate the honesty but it is not quite that bad!



Per the San Francisco Chronicle, some quotes from A's shortstop, Orlando Cabrera after he made an error on a difficult play Wednesday and also dropped a pop-up with the infield fly rule in affect:

"I suck. I don't even know how to describe it. I suck. For real."

"I've never done that my whole career. I always catch every pop-up with two hands, and I used two hands and still dropped it."

"I'm getting old, maybe."

Hey, Orlando. Deep cleansing breaths.

Ready? Ok.

One thing you should know is that as long as Edgar Renteria is impersonating a defensive shortstop across the bay in San Francisco, you are not even close to being the worst shortstop in the area.

Feel better?

Good. Infield practice is at 6:00 sharp tonight.