Ummmm.....Braves fans!

You got some splainin' to do!

Seen this one before

Having perused the box scores and photos of every Blue Jay game this year (actually every major league game but don't tell anybody), I can tell you that those seats there in the Sky Dome are never "sat in".

An usher has not wiped off those seats since..........well probably that monster truck rally last year.

Pigeons colonize there and soon generations of them will call it home.

If there is a special fund in Toronto where the fines for ticket-scalping go, it is surely has a zero balance.

Just sayin'.