So multiple sources are reporting that A-Rod and Kate Hudson have split up.
Ok, whatever.
Well, on second thought, hold on here.
Just what does this do for A-Rod's religious affiliation(s)?
Ok, let's get this straight.
He started out Catholic out of the womb, then married into Greek Orthodox, found Jewish Kabbalah while hooking up with Madonna and then was flirting with Buddhism due to Kate Hudson's brainwashing.....err influence. I think that is right.
Well what is he now?
Tell you what. If you hear a knock at the door and you look out and see a guy with black slacks and a white shirt with a very attractive lady holding Jehovah Witness literature, don't answer the door if you don't want to debate religion with A-Rod.
Oh, and have the common courtesy to immediately call your neighbors and warn them. They will appreciate it.
I know I would.
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Thank God it's over. I was so annoyed with Kate Hudson going on every talk show and then playing the stupid game whereby she pretended not to want to talk about dating Arod and acting all shy and awkward. She completely milked it.
What Hudson didn't seem to realize is nobody is looking for her on any show without Arod in the equation. She has nothing to say that's interesting. She's a bore.
Arod finally wised up.
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