Britton doesn't like Tiger's religion and thinks that is part of the problem

Fox News anchor, Alexander Britton Hume (Brit Hume) recently on a roundtable discussion on Washington Today laid out an action plan for Tiger Woods so to resolve his current problems.

Said Hume:

"Tiger Woods will recover as a golfer. Whether he can recover as a person I think is a very open question and it's a tragic situation for him. I think he's lost his family. It's not clear to me if he'll be able to have a relationship with his children, but the Tiger Woods that emerges once the news value dies out of this scandal - the extent to which he can recover - seems to me to depend on his faith. He's said to be a Buddhist; I don't think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. So my message to Tiger would be, "Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world."

One creepy guy telling another creepy guy what to do.

Isn't that special?

I think Britton should sit down but that's just me.*

*The guy also needs a better internal filter but unfortunately for him they don't exactly sell those at WalMart, you know.

So where does this leave ARod?

So multiple sources are reporting that A-Rod and Kate Hudson have split up.

Ok, whatever.

Well, on second thought, hold on here.

Just what does this do for A-Rod's religious affiliation(s)?

Ok, let's get this straight.

He started out Catholic out of the womb, then married into Greek Orthodox, found Jewish Kabbalah while hooking up with Madonna and then was flirting with Buddhism due to Kate Hudson's brainwashing.....err influence. I think that is right.

Well what is he now?

Tell you what. If you hear a knock at the door and you look out and see a guy with black slacks and a white shirt with a very attractive lady holding Jehovah Witness literature, don't answer the door if you don't want to debate religion with A-Rod.

Oh, and have the common courtesy to immediately call your neighbors and warn them. They will appreciate it.

I know I would.

Is A-Rod going Buddhist?

Amanda Sidman of the New York Daily News reports that Alex Rodriguez has been flirting with Buddhism, thanks to girlfriend, Kate Hudson.

Boy, he sure is quite malleable though a more cynical person might label it opportunistic.

Let's see if I have this straight. He started out Catholic, then married into Greek Orthodox, finds Jewish Kabbalah while hooking up with Madonna and is now flirting with Buddhism due to Kate Hudson's brainwashing....err influence.

One thing you gotta admit is that the guy sure does have an open mind.

Do you know how Tiger Woods sometimes refers to himself as a "Cablinasian" as a way of acknowledging all of his different ethnicities?

With that in mind, from now on, I think I will refer to A-Rod as a "buddicathokabborthowiccan".*

*I threw Wiccan in there because I bet that will be his next stop. I don't think he has met Stevie Nicks yet.